Kimi Finster: Yes, Phil, I won't expect to see a mother trying to **** her own son. Phil DeVille: Kimi, I think we should get out of here! Mom (Veena's voice): YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO BUY SOME CIGARETTES TOO! CAUSE I'D LIKE TO HAVE A SMOKE AFTER I'D BE GOOD AND STILL GET ******! YOU WANT TO **** ME, ERIC? JUST SAY SO! HUH?!! GO AHEAD, HERE!! HUH?! GO AHEAD, ERIC! **** ME! **** ME RIGHT HERE IN PIZZA HUT! YOU WANT TO **** YOUR MOM SO BAD?!!! GO AHEAD, ERIC! **** ME! ****ME! Phil DeVille and Kimi Finster are staring at us. Giovanni (Veena's voice): OH, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA! WHY DON'T YOU GO ACROSS THE STREET AND BUY SOME CONDOMS?! BECAUSE WE SHOULD AT LEAST BE SAFE IF YOU ARE GONNA **** ME, ERIC!Įric: Mom, don't talk to me like that, and watch your language! Now, look. You can either have 8 meaty marinara pastas or you can have nothing at all. Giovanni (Veena's voice): NO WAY, ERIC! DO NOT OFFEND THIS TIME! I WANT 10 MEATY MARINARA PASTAS, AND THAT'S FINAL, SO GIVE THEM TO ME NOW! AND IF I TAKE 8 MEATY MARINARA PASTAS TODAY, EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I'M PROBABLY A STUPID ******!Įric: Giovanni, stop being a brat. Mom: Heck no, I don't want them, they're nothing like the 10 food items I'm wanting.Įric: But they only cost the right price as the money I have, because they're the right food item for you, and I have enough to buy them. Mom: Eric, I want to have 10 meaty marinara pastas.Įric: How about 8 meaty marinara pasta instead?

The food items you want are a total of $33. Mom: I would like 10 meaty marinara pastas.Įric: Excuse me mom, but I only have $20. What would you want?Įric: I would like one small pizza with everything on it. (after they took the train, Eric and his mom arrive at Pizza Hut)Ĭlerk: Welcome to Pizza Hut. Mom: Because, on my way home from work, my car broke down and it costs $1000 to pay the damages.

Mom: Did you hear that, son? Your dad says that he doesn't have the recipe to make the bagels. Phil DeVille-Diesel, Wiseguy when angry voiceĮric: I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! Now now now now now now now!ĭad (offscreen): Hey Kimberly, I don't have the stuff to make the bagels. Mom-Kimberly, Veena when angry, Salli when sad and cryingĭad-Diesel, Wiseguy when angry, and Scary Voice when furious Eric before he leaves to go to McDonald'sĮric-himself, Diesel when angry, Scary Voice when furious

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